Big clubs are following Moyes' contract talks and two Dutchmen contact each other that results in hilarity.
Everton flops Andy Van Der Meyde and Royston Drenthe bond over short skirts and nightlife
"Both came with great promise to Goodison Park yet both Dutch internationals struggled to deal with the temptations on offer in Liverpool. So how did Van Der Meyde play a large part in Drenthe's latest venture?"
-- Hahahaha talking about Russian city Vladikavkaz: "No nothing to do. Ugly women. The coast is clear.’’
Everton FC's Sylvain Distin and Tim Howard fighting fit thanks to Wavertree UFC star Terry Etim - Liverpool Echo
"Wavertree UFC star Terry Etim and Everton fight fans Tim Howard and Sylvain Distin have a shared ambition, they all want to step out at Wembley this season."
New vision for Everton Park to be unveiled today - Liverpool Daily Post
"Five architects will today unveil their vision for the future of Everton Park."