Boxing day, Boxing day, Boxing day...away! - (in some type of goofy children's tune)
Today, I will only be answering questions (that I myself posed) in the gamethread:
Will we score? I doubt it. Will we win?
Yes, because we are a delusional fanbase.
Over/Under on Sebastian Larsson flopping to the ground? 15 (and I take the over)
Will Sunderland have a goalkeeper playing in the match? No
Whats wrong with Apostolos Vellios? Everton's debt is greater than Greece's sovereign debt, so we can't pay his wages nor his transfer fee.
Do I hate everything, ever? Yes
Everton Starting XI: Howard, Distin, Jagielka, Baines, Hibbert, Heitinga, Neville, Drenthe, Osman, Saha, Cahill
Sunderland Starting XI: Westwood, Brown, Bramble, Bardsley, O'Shea, Vaughan, Cattermole, Richardson, Larsson, Bendtner, Sessegnon
As always, comment below.